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omgfamilyaffair: oh shit bro! mom and dad are coming in the driveway! you want me to stop sis? fuck no! i don’t care if they catch us anymore,this feels to damn good to ever stop! – I could’t stop from watching the car as it came to
Aw shit! 😂😂😂
Holy shit, I need to see this show.
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:gaydux:The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
I wanna fuck the shit out of Sergio Soldi, all night long.
Massive bull fucks the shit out of a smaller bottom.
dilf-fan: I LOVE SUNDAY AFTERNOON GET-TOGETHERS WITH MY BUDDIES. Holy shit, this looks like a good time.
dickjamessr: “You dumb shit, I told you if you failed to get at least a C on the exam that I’d start using you as my bitch. So what did you do? You got a D-. Guess you want to have my dick up your ass on a regular basis.” Dumb shit, or
Fuck the shit outta me, daddy
Fuck the shit out of me
Clear, wtf you do'n in Shinra’s shower? lol XD yeah Clear immediately reminded me of Shinra’s dad. XD
Mr. Newsman - Dad Shit
Bowmore - dad shit
witchfromthemidwest: I CLAIM THAT SHIT
Man, i remember when my dad showed me that cover album, i thought it was the coolest thing ever along with the cover of the “Seventh son of a seventh son” and “Brave New World” of Iron Maiden.good shit.
Tony Stark Meets His Birth Mom, Readers Learn His Dad Was [SPOILER]
cant draw people, here’s goatdad
Siri is always the best source of information, I always thought babies came from the dad wow it’s all so clear now
Raven: Hey. you suck, we’re keeping your daughter Weiss: ya, fuck you dad, I’d rather live in a cage. Raven: you….. can have your own tent now
pinkiexe: comingoutaslame: awkwardflan: All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive.
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: saltfishandbake: Noah fence but y'all white people want to talk about colonialism like its ancient history but the current queen of England was literally already queen when my dad was a kid and Trinidad was an English
somewhat-human–mostly-bitter: do you guys have any idea how much this just pISSES ME OFF LOOK AT THIS SHIT HE WAS IMITATING HIS DAD
eusinelaughingalonewithsuicune: thebattlefrontier: mom… dad… i’m pokemon The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee
kuronachan: tooiconic: positivity-roses: Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole
gymbear3200: straightdad8: Awww fuck dad. Shit. Mmmm. Dad that’s fucking good… Nail him good, Sir!
I relate to this Dwane Ir. His dad is urgh *Also that see it first/ Direct Tv literally kills the hype like the season is on demand…
lookstwice: HOLY SHIT!!! This guy Is so HOT!! Awesome hairy Dad torso.
savvy91: Perv dad Shit !😂I wouldn’t mind messing around with him
jefflaclede: Happy birthday, Dad.
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
undeadseanbean: muhammad the arab dad strikes again(pssst… it’s called a shleka in arabic)
gernard-sleigh: Dad of the year.
the-dads: she got her makeup all done up and is ready to go out
mewlinggoblin: doodles from class earlier today:1) zozo’s dumpster walrus dad who’s g82) dusty and jerry, my shit kids
onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in
Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can't Stop Staring
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
princenebulas: this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
ivegotabanana: kittiezandtittiez: Dad’s adopted Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG.
icameas-roman: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
sauce-goblin: maccymacdonald: lyncornis: i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches mILK SKELETON
awkwardflan: All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free
whenever i see pics of hot dad re:c mink i always crave sausages, wtf.
agnosticastigmatism: x-scizor: verl-mysidia: mikasaah: is this what naruto looks like ur dad speak for all of us little sushi evan u little shit.
jawnthebaptiste: kingjaffejoffer: Michael Brown’s dad before the burial. The emotion and all of the sweat…. shit is hard to look at, even if its only a picture I didn’t want to reblog this because it’s hard to look at, but people SHOULD see
17mul: ericakaiabryant: hersheywrites: melan1n: deliriousmitsakes: #staywoke baaaaaaasically!!!!! Conversations with my Daddy💕 ^ also convos with my dad lmsig
fawkyoueatme: craterbutt: hexygen: which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt weed cousin Vodka aunt Tequila uncle
smdxn: I lost my dad to Fox News: How a generation was captured by thrashing hysteria I don’t recall my father being so hostile when I was growing up. He was conservative, to be sure, but conventionally and thoughtfully so. He is a kind and generous
burntpicasso: dapenguinninja: onyourtongue: LMAOOOO this is too cute Maybe you ain’t shit and she woke AF 😂😂😂😂 THIS IS ME
On the news today, a 12 year old white girl tries to poison her mom for taking her iPhone and a little white boy tries to shoot his dad over orange juice.
Craig Sager's Daughter Blasts Stepmom, 'She Poisoned Our Dad Against Us'
So i won’t lie. I think dad jokes are the funniest fucking shit in the world, and someone drew a picture of my favorite joke.
Every time the doorbell rings on American Dad or Family Guy, my dog loses her shit and barks like mad and it’s so funny because she’s growling about a cartoon
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Utter Pieces of Shit
me and my dad on our way to get sushi earlier today. We’re watching Captain America right now and we got super pumped so we’re gonna grab a couple drinks and catch the 10:25 viewing of The Avengers. Nerding out with my dad is so fun.
y'all….my dad texted me and my sister informing us that he got us into ALL the parties going on in vegas next week. it. about. to. go. down. MAGIC is gonna be the shit.
